Wife Material: Diora Baird

The last thing I want D'Marge to become a smutty playground for Internet ferrets to pleasure themselves with, but I feel the 'Wife Material' section is a must to create some sort of heterosexuality equilibrium.

Diora Baird. What can I say?! Born in Miami somewhere, was born pretty much perfect (yes a 10), mum was a model, liked acting, moved to LA, took her top off in Wedding Crashers but no longer does that sort of thing, met her boyfriend (yes a nobody) in a park walking her dog.... seriously if I was writing a fairytale story it would pretty much mirror the above.

Here's her fansite for you dotcom creeps.