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14 Women Your Girlfriend Won’t Approve You Following on Instagram

You’re not using Instagram to take gratuitous abs selfies and post pictures of puppies, are you? No, of course you’re not. And hopefully you’re not using it like James Franco, either.

What you should be using it for is to follow these profiles, belonging to 14 women so hot they will either crack the screen of your smartphone or make your girlfriend very angry.

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Or both, after the aforementioned irate girlfriend decides to launch the phone at your head.

And the best part is: none of these ladies are jailbait. We’re looking at you, Franco.

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