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Shut Up & Take My Money – Issue #7

Gadget hunting goes all design savvy on yo’ ass this week with a dining table that converts into a pool table to a Johnnie Walker scented blanket. If you also like the idea of a $200,000 off-road Lamborghini, issue seven is your friend. The friend that keeps on borrowing your monies.

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#1 FusionTable by Aramith
If you’re tiring of the better half complaining that you never buy anything practical, then the FusionTable by Aramith will satisfy that pre-requisite and still probably annoy her. The beautiful veneered wooden structure includes rails to allow the pool setup to seamlessly slide out from underneath.
Price: $7,995/BUY

#2 Rover 2.0 Wireless Spy Tank
Testament to the fact that robots are getting scarier and Judgement Day is well on its way, we present to you this super fun spy rover which allows you to go where it goes and see what it sees without killing you. It can be controlled via any Apple device via an app and also has night vision built in for more sneakiness.
Price: $200/BUY

#3 Biggie Giclée Art Print
Just because the hip-hop legend is gone, doesn’t mean he can’t still live amongst your living room. The Giclée Art Print is finished on 310gsm Fine Art Paper 100% Cotton with a satin frame made from wood. It’s also numbered from Curioos to ensure authenticity.
Price: $39/BUY

#4 Harris Tweed x Johnnie Walker Scented Blanket
If you live for whiskey then you can now sleep with it too. Harris Tweed Hebrides have teamed up with Johnnie Walker to create a fabric that smells like whiskey. It’s not really the same as downing a bottle and throwing up on a random blanket because this particular fabric has been developed with Heriot Watt University with the claims that the aroma won’t fade even after some dry cleaning. No word yet on when and where you can get one but we’ll keep an eye out.
Price: $TBC/BUY

#5 Thor USB 8Gb/16Gb
Thor $33 you too can wield the power of Asgard and a many Excel files as you deem worthy. No really you can. This funky Thor USB stick faithfully replicates the film’s and can hold up to 16Gb of Chris Hemsworth JPEGs.
Price: $33/BUY

#6 Lamborghini LM002
Never heard of the Lamborhini LM002? That’s because it hails from 1989 with only 301 made for the U.S. It was given the knickname ‘Rambo Lambo’ due to it’s Hummer-like proportions with a fuel (in)efficiency to match. A big 444hp V12 powers the off-roader which gets you from 0 to 100km/h in about 8 seconds. This particular example which has been owned by the previous owner for 23 years will be going on auction in January with 18,000 miles on the clock. It will undoubtedly get you to a chopper if you need.
Price: $175,000 – $225,000/BUY

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