What your girlfriend doesn’t know won’t hurt her, right?* Here at D’Marge we believe in timeshare. She gets some time with her shopping pals. You get some time with your Instagram buddies. It’s a win-win situation. With that said, if she ever finds out your Instagram buddies are in actual fact any of these twelve beautiful women of Instagram, you might be in a world of pain.
It’s called a passcode lads. Use it.
*Only applicable to those with imaginary girlfriends.