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10 Hilarious Things People Say When On Drugs

You’ve made a sharp turn into struggle street and there’s no way out of the comedown fuzz that surrounds you. But what did you even do? Or say last night?

From the over-affectionate ‘why don’t we hang out more?‘ pothead, to the teeth-grinding, gabbering DJ pest, there are plenty of ways to make your mark in the ‘Hilarious on Drugs’ hall of fame. Here are all of the odd and amusing things people do and say while under the influence.

#1 The Eternal Lover

seth

“I love you, man.”

#2 The Clinger

hang

“We should hang out more.”

#3 The Ball & Chain

geoff

“Let’s get married.”

#4 The Over-sharer

dan

“I love this track, it’s my favourite.”

#5 The Dance Floor Dictator

dj

“Hey DJ, can you play this song?”

#6 The Philosopher

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“Why are we even here?”

#7 The Ghoster

van

“These are my HANDS?”

#8 The Time Traveller

doc

“How long have we been talking for? It feels like a week.”

#9 The Interrogator

Superbad-4

“Are you a cop? No seriously. Are you a cop?”

#10 The Lock Jaw

jim

“My jaw hurts. Do you have any more gum?”

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