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Pornhub Wants Your Family To Receive The Gift Of Porn This Christmas

Ever gotten a present you didn’t want? Course you have. Pornhub wants to change that with their new Premium Service gift card for your loved ones.

The ad shows a sad grandpa who’s not very impressed with this year’s Christmas offerings. Enter his very caring grandson who hands him an envelope. The contents? The Pornhub Premium Service gift card. Grandpa is now a happy chap and tightly embraces his grandson (we hope he washed his hands).

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The paid Pornhub Premium Service offers an ad-free experience alongside quicker playback speeds, higher quality streaming and “the largest collection of exclusive full length HD adult titles available in crisp 1080p resolution.”

We suppose that’s a good thing if your vision, amongst other things, is starting to wane like Pops here. As for the YouTube video description, it boldly claims that this could be “the most touching gift of all”.

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