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Take A Peek Inside The $200K Oscars Goodie Bag

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Clearly a bottle of wine and a cheesy branded visor is simply not enough for Hollywood’s red carpet regulars. The contents of the upcoming Oscars goodie bags has gone viral and it includes $200,000 worth of random shit like a sex toy and a 15-day walking tour of Japan.

The likes of Leonardo DiCaprio, Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, and Sylvester Stallone will receive the below in their goodie bags, just for showing up with a grin in a penguin suit. (US prices)

  • 10-day, first-class trip to Israel: $55K
  • A year’s worth of unlimited Audi car rentals from Silvercar: $45K
  • Lifetime supply of skin creams from Lizora: $31.2K
  • 15-day walking tour of Japan: $45K
  • A ‘Vampire Breast Lift’, which used blood to enhance the appearance of a woman’s breasts: $1.9K
  • Personalized M&Ms: $300
  • Joseph’s Toiletries ‘The Welcomer’, including 6 packs of the ‘most soothing and absorbent tissue paper in the world’: $275

But that’s just scraping the surface. Let’s not forget the $200 Nuelle Fiera Arouser for her which offers ‘gentle suction and stimulation’ for female attendees only, organic protein, a lint brush, maple syrup and a bunch of spa treatments.

The gift bags have been put together by LA-based niche marketing company Distinctive Asset. The Academy explains, “[The gift bag] is a blend of fabulous, fun and functional items meant to thrill and pamper those who may have everything money can buy but still savour the simple joy of a gift.”

Only the best for this year’s nominees it seems.

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