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20 Scariest Statements Donald Trump Has Made To Date

Ah, Donald J. Trump. Once a respected businessman who knew how to handle a corporate shit storm and come out on top, he is today both the laughing stock of international politics and well on his way to becoming the 45th American President.

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As news comes of his latest clean sweep from the Michigan and Mississippi elections, the influence and power of Trump is becoming evident. New findings from the Primary Model, a statistical analysis model designed by Stony Brook University’s political science professor Helmut Norpoth, predicts that the outspoken billionaire will have an 87 percent chance of beating Hilary Clinton and 99 percent chance of ousting Bernie Sanders in the November elections.

The Primary Model has correctly predicted the past five U.S elections since its introduction in 1996.

Scared yet? Wait until you read some of the most outlandish statements Donald Trump has made to date.

#1 On Twilight

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!”

#2 On Border Protection

“I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

#3 On Investigative Journalism

“An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud.”

#4 On Relationship Advice

“Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.”

#5 Foreign Rapists Everywhere

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.”

#6 On African-Americans

“Our great African-American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore.”

#7 On His Daughter Appearing On His Show

“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”

#8 On Sound HR

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”

#9 On Telling The Truth

“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”

#10 On Phallicy

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

#11 On Tackling Global Warming

“It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming.”

#12 On Fatherly Love

“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

#13 On His Competition

“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”

#14 On Life Mottos

“The point is, you can never be too greedy.”

#15 On His Enemies

“My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.”

#16 On Modesty

“My IQ is one of the highest – and you all know it. Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.”

#17 On Gay Rights

“I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”

#18 On Terrorism

“The other candidates – they went in, they didn’t know the air conditioning didn’t work. They sweated like dogs. How are they gonna beat ISIS? I don’t think it’s gonna happen.”

 #19 On Obesity

“I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”

#20 More Hand References

“Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, [Republican rival Marco Rubio] referred to my hands: ‘If they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.”

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