If you’re going to be a cheating scumbag, you might as well do it like a billionaire. According to The Sun, adulterous dating website IllicitEncounters.com has purchased a private island where married people will soon be able to cheat with guaranteed privacy.
Known only as the Illicit Retreat, the island is reportedly 250 km from Portsmouth, off the south coast of England. Affair-seeking holidaymakers will be flown to the island in a helicopter to minimise the chances of being exposed by receipts for trains, buses, or flights. All visitors will be blindfolded en route to keep the top-secret location under wraps, and will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement before they fly.
Upon arrival, the fancy-pants philanderers will be treated to the kind of A-list experience you expect from a private island. Each apartment will reputedly boast upscale bedrooms, dining rooms, and Jacuzzis. “All you need to do is sneak out for a ‘business trip’ and the rest is taken care of for you,” says Illicit Encounters spokesperson Christian Grant. “What happens on the island stays on the island.”
Cast your vote: is the secret sex resort a real thing, or just a late April Fool’s prank?