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Shut Up & Take My Money – Issue #108

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1 of 6|Vanguard Roadster Motorcycle
2 of 6|Ixoost Esavox Lamborghini Speaker System
3 of 6|ComFour DJ Stand
4 of 6|Beoplay H9 Headphones
5 of 6|Gran Turismo Sport
6 of 6|Mike Tyson Merry Chrithmuth Card

It’s almost Christmas and that means you can either rob a bank and give the gift of marked bills, or buy your loved ones these awesome objects of affection. We know which we’ll choose (just for the convenience of not being incarcerated).

Vanguard Roadster Motorcycle

The motorcycle which exudes industrial cool with a touch of Mad Max is still in its prototype stages but it is due for launch in 2018. If this is what the world is in store for then be prepared to witness the future of neo-cafe racers. The engine doubles as both a power source and a vital part of the bike’s frame.

Price: $TBC/BUY

Ixoost Esavox Lamborghini Speaker System

You have a Lamborghini. You have a boom box. Put them together – Lamborghini Boom Box. That’s exactly what the Ixoost Esavox is, a speaker system which boasts the unmistakable lines of the current generation Lamborghini automobiles. The speaker is crafted from real carbon and features two hand-made wooden side cabinets and a genuine Lamborghini exhaust and ignition button. Power? You get 800-watts of the good stuff and a 15-inch sub. It also comes with Lamborghini pricetag.

Price: $21,000/BUY

ComFour DJ Stand

You mightn’t be a DJ but you can be the talk of the party with this very cool table specifically made for old school vinyl records and a turntables. Its contemporary design paired with black or matte white colours to go with up to 350 of your stackable records.

Price: $2,350/BUY

Beoplay H9 Headphones

Treat your ears to some aural bliss with Bang & Olufsen’s latest Beoplay H9 headphones. Besides the brilliant sound quality you’d expect from the German brand, there’s also soft lambskin finishing around the ear cuffs and memory foam to ensure perfect fit every time you slot them around your head. The H9s come with 14 hours of wireless play time with active noise cancellation.

Price: $499/BUY

Gran Turismo Sport

The next iteration of the Gran Turismo racing franchise is almost here and you can get your first taste in the epic (and very HD) trailer below. Featuring some of the world’s most prominent manufacturers, the game is now in its seventh instalment and will cram in even more stunning graphics and real world physics. Watch the below in HD to see more. The game will release in 2017.

Price: $TBC/BUY

Mike Tyson Merry Chrithmuth Card

Add a bit of humour to your Christmas with these Mike Tyson meme cards which takes the mickey out of the ex-boxer’s lisp. It’s printed on 100% recycled paper and is cheap as chips. What more could you want?

Price: $5/BUY

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