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Shut Up & Take My Money – Issue #159

She take your money…

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1 of 6|Louis Vuitton Stocking Stuffer
2 of 6|Materia Bikes
3 of 6|Husqvarna Pilen Helmet
4 of 6|Samsung Star Wars Powerbot Vacuum
5 of 6|Laurastar Smart Ironing System
6 of 6|John Lobb Knighton Precious Leather Slipper

As we rocket towards the end of another year filled with frivolous spending, we’re taking this occasion to go out in style. This week’s wrap of the best objects money can buy are also the best lookers on the market. It’s time to make it rain for one final time in 2017.

Louis Vuitton Stocking Stuffer

You can trust Louis Vuitton to make sure your festive season is done right with a stocking stuffer like no other. The French fashion label have released their latest black monogram collection which features a sleek pair of ping pong paddles and balls, a skipping rope and playing cards with an accompanying pouch. 

BUY $TBC

Materia Bikes

Honestly, who doesn’t love a wooden framed bicycle. The latest comes from Materia Bikes which pairs striking design with sustainable craftsmanship. Riders can choose between various bicycle styles from road to urban. Every frame is handcrafted from redwood and finished with five coats of marine-grade varnish in order to preserve its integrity and appearance over time. Each bicycle also comes with a five year warranty for peace of mind. 

BUY $3,500

Husqvarna Pilen Helmet

Looking more like a space helmet than a motorcycle helmet is the latest offering from Husqvarna. The Pilen Helmet can keep your noggin in good form in the event of an accident but also manages to do it whilst looking ridiculously cool. This is credited to an innovative built-in ventilation system which allows the wearer to breathe easier. Another notable feature is also the absence of a traditional visor which is replaced with a double panel scratch-resistant goggle which makes for quick and easy changing.  

BUY $TBC

Samsung Star Wars Powerbot Vacuum

Let your cleaning join the Dark Side with these awesome little units from Samsung. The vacuum cleaners are modelled off Darth Vader and Storm Troopers with addition of powerful suction. It even comes equipped with a special shutter which can extend into corners to get to the hard-to-clean areas. Advanced sensor mapping creates the path of travel for the Powerbots even before they’ve taken off. This means that obstacles can be avoided whilst Wi-Fi connectivity allows users to control the robot via smartphone. The real winner though? It plays Star Wars sound effects as it cleans.

BUY $TBC

Laurastar Smart Ironing System

Ironing just got smarter. The Laurastar Smart Ironing System will take your ironing skills to the next level without you even knowing it. The sleek set comes with a smart iron with extreme steaming power, a smart board which guides you in the right direction to eliminate creases and a vacuum system which holds the clothes in place as you iron. Even the steam is automatic when it detects that a garment requires it. Swiss build quality means you’re  getting one of the most advanced and reliable ironers on the market. 

BUY $TBC

John Lobb Knighton Precious Leather Slipper

Not all slippers are created equal. John Lobb have just released their Knighton Precious Leather Slipper and it’s one of the most sumptuous ways to lounge the night away. The slippers feature a range of cashmere suede colours, lizard skin detailing and a padded sole. Arguably one of the finest slippers designed for the distinguished traveller or home body. Each pair comes with a dedicated slipper bag. 

BUY $930

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