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Flight Attendants Are Now Being Trained To Kick Your Sorry Ass

“A travelling ass whooping. Thank you for flying with United.”

Unruly behaviour at 40,000ft has spiked and flight attendants are not happy.

Flight attendants warned passengers earlier this year they would no longer play “babysitter for adults.” Now things seem to have escalated another notch.

CNN reports that “more than 100 incidents [of unruly passengers] were reported to the Federal Aviation Administration in the last week — for a total of more than 3,600 so far this year.”

“As a result, hundreds of flight attendants are being trained by the Transportation Security Administration this summer and fall in self-defense skills.”

 

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The TSA, an agency of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, plans to train hundreds of flight attendants this summer, CNN reports, in “self-defence skills.”

“It is restarting the half-day course first developed in 2004 that was recently put on hold due to the coronavirus pandemic.”

“The skills include how to strike, stomp and subdue a violent attacker – a scenario these flight attendants said they hope to never encounter,” (CNN).

“You get on a plane full of people and some of them are not very happy and you just never know what’s going to happen,” one flight attendant anonymously told CNN.

“It’s just more imperative that we take care of ourselves and take care of our passengers because people are anxious, and they’re upset, and they’re frustrated, and sometimes that comes out inappropriately.”

CNN followers on Instagram, however, had a little fun of their own with the news, ripping in with comments like: “You will remain seated with your seatbelt fastened. Or else” and “A travelling ass Whooping. Thank you for flying with United.”

Others sympathised with the flight attendants.

“The fact that this is even necessary is crazy,” said one follower.

“Sad it has come to this.”

“Airlines should be sacrificing a few seats to air marshals to protect their staff, not expecting staff to have to defend themselves like this,” wrote another.

Yet another said that nurses need this kind of training too.

Further users proffered policies of their own, which they claimed would help solve the problem. One wrote: “NO VAX NO FLY!!! That will end it.”

If California’s recent bacon ban has divided the United States, this could well be the thing to unite it, with most people appearing to be in favour of the training.

If you’re currently quaking in your boots, watch the following video on how to stay in a flight attendant’s good books…

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