Dan Bilzerian lives a lifestyle that many men could only dream of, with more money than he knows what to do with, a body many would kill for, and seemingly endless holidays spent surrounded by beautiful women. Now, he’s taken to Instagram to show off his latest boys-toy: a $35m superyacht.
After Jeff Bezos’ $700m superyacht was spotted under sail for the first time and, shortly afterwards, revealed to have a $100m ‘support yacht’ that carried around all of the Amazon founder’s favourite boys’ toys, you’d be forgiven for thinking that that’s about as slick as luxury gadget storage can get. Enter Dan Bilzerian, billionaire playboy, who wants to give them all a run for their money with his latest purchase… even if he is just chartering it for a cool $540,000 USD per week.
Posting two stories to his Instagram earlier today, Bilzerian can be seen flexing the vessel’s enormous size and undeniable good looks as it sits atop a tranquil Caribbean sea, before going on to flex his equally enviable body as he contemplates taking his wakeboard for a spin off the back of the boat. Whether it’s the sailing, the setting, or the shred that catches your eye, there’s something here that’ll make nearly every man drift into daydreams.
WATCH: Take a tour of the vessel with its newfound captain.
Loon, previously known as ‘Icon,’ has undergone a lavish transformation of late, under the meticulous craftsmanship of Dutch shipyard Icon Yachts. With a staggering price tag of $35 million AUD, Loon offers an almost unrivalled luxury experience and is, we think you’ll agree, the epitome of a billionaire bachelor pad.
Loon spans an impressive 68m and features interior styling curated by Studio Linse. Accommodating up to twelve guests in addition to a full professional crew of nineteen people, Loon boasts seven lavish cabins. The master suite is complete with a private study and dressing room, while additional accommodation includes a VIP cabin, two double cabins, two twin cabins, and a versatile cabin that can adapt to twin or double occupancy.
Loon’s also decked out — if you’ll forgive the pun — with some pretty impressive amenities: multiple decks invite guests to bask in the sun, while underwater lights add a touch of enchantment to the deep blue sea. A beach club and fully equipped gym allow Bilzerian to keep his abs rippling, while a sauna provides the chance for much-needed detoxification. For those seeking a romantic interlude — paid for or otherwise — a jacuzzi offers a serene spot to ‘unwind’ and soak in the breathtaking views.
The fun doesn’t stop there, however, with Loon offering an array of toys for any adrenaline junkies on board: from jet skis, waterskis, SEABOBs and kayaks are all available, as are scuba diving gear, wakeboards, beach games, and undoubtedly a great deal more. If, by some miracle, Bilzerian happens to get bored of the yacht, it comes with three tenders — including a 7.2m Nautique Ski Boat — so he and his guests can explore their idyllic surroundings.
All in all, it seems that Bilzerian is kicking off his summer with style and — though you may not have the nepo-baby cash at your disposal to do it with quite the same level of shameless indulgence that he is — this is your message to do the same, however floats your boat.