The hedonist's last refuge.
Who needs 40,000 feet of air beneath you when you've got this 'god tier' massage chair?
"Once you start with the lay flat seats for long haul, it’s hard to go back. I essentially can’t fly over 6 hours or a red eye in economy anymore."
"Photos taken in the Qantas domestic Sydney lounge show some Australian business class passengers not wearing masks."
"Oh, the places you'll go!"
"We have to re-educate passengers on how to travel."
"Slammers started when I had never flown in business class and felt heavily judged and profiled for how I dressed, acted and behaved."
Fly trap or travellator? Some frequent business class flyers are convinced it's the former.
"She... tries to sneak back... but is immediately busted by the FAs."
"The entire plane parades past you while you wonder if it's appropriate to sip your champagne."
Careful what you wish for...
The days of "international style services on domestic flights" may be over, experts warn.
Reassuring or creepy?
This "appalling cost-cutting" could be reflective of a broader trend, experts warn.
"I wish I had my seven grand back."
The pointy end race is on.
Two birds, one cart?
Complaint or observation? Either way: the internet is furious...
“Ensuring the continued repatriation of passengers to Australia is becoming increasingly challenging."
Score more from your next trip in Emirates Business Class.
An ergonomic examination...
"Golden years for sure."
Too good to refuse?
The future of the pointy end?
"I feel it will be some time before we see normality return to the skies and until then, even the most expensive tickets will feature barebone amenities."
Rock it like you own it.
"As best as I know, all economy passengers were cleared off the flight to make room, with a 50-person limit [for flights arriving at] Sydney Airport, for premium passengers only — first class and business class."
"I just found the whole process inconsistent. Measures in place just to say that measures are in place."
"I think that given all this, Singapore Airlines should deduct 30% of its regular business prices."
Lost but not forgotten...
"Personally, I hate buffets so I see this as a step up in the service offering."
The new normal.
I would book 5,000 miles... and I would book 5,000 more.
Stay your beating heart: the seats (probably) won't change...
(Embarrassing) tales from a happier time.
"Because of the back-to-front seats you can hear the person behind you reclining."
As airlines step up hygiene measures, business class passengers complain about the lack of hot towels and 'DIY turndown service'.
Violence isn't the answer.
Big Swank Energy.
Would you accept a 'downgrade' for $10,000?
"Always aim for the red eye. Get busy drinking before and after departure. Drink turns to sleep. Sleep your way to the morning on arrival. Works every time."
An unlikely winner takes gold.