Let’s get one thing straight, men have no place being at MBAFW. With so few menswear brands showing it’s an event for the ladies. The womenswear brands in Australia continue to kick harder than a methed up mule but our menswear is not exactly on the world stage these days. We’re as disappointed as you are but don’t not let that get in the way of a good ol’ fashioned roasting.
If you’re one of the Instagram floggers down at Sydney’s Carriageworks then we’re grateful for your commitment to the industry. Were you hoping to get snapped but didn’t? Don’t worry, here’s a selection of what you need to wear in 2018 to catch the eye of the photographers.
Want a hint? Dust off your mum’s Ken Done sweater it’s about get icy.
1/9TIP: Arms are not required on jackets when you wear a turtle neck and pastels. He's our tip for the next Bond villain.
2/9All it takes is a simple (leg) cock and away you go...to fashion week.
3/9Poor bloke was savaged before he even got there. Presumably by a bear or the vending machine.
4/9This guy's jacket is the soundtrack to my childhood.
5/9No shirt? No worries. At least I got my Magic Eye jacket
6/9If your midriff ain't showing, then you is ain't ho-ing.
7/9Perhaps try casually skating to fashion week in a suit and tie? Because he was a Sk8rBoi.
8/9Borrow Dad's welding goggles.
9/9Or Mum's Ken Done sweater...
