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Men Reveal The Worst Things They Have Done In Front Of Their Partner’s Parents

The worst of the worst…

Remember that scene from Meet The Fockers when Ben Stiller accidentally teaches his father in law’s kid to swear?

Well, according to Reddit, Hollywood has nothing on the every-day lives of the average punter. And as of yesterday, this work of absurd literary genius was a dusty thread dangling in a forgotten ether.

Today we decided to put it to good use, (hopefully) bringing you that unlikely once-a-week-thing-on-the-internet that actually makes you smile. With this in mind, here’s the best ‘worst first impression’ story about meeting your partner’s parents ever.

The antihero, a user called u/NotKnowPotato, explains how he, “Made a very bad mistake,” enraging the parents of his girlfriend, “By pretending not to know what a potato is.”

Allow him to set the scene. “My girlfriend said I am ‘invited to dinner’ with her and her parents. I was very aghast, nervous, and bashful to be invited to such a situation. But I knew it must be done.”

“I met them nicely, I should tell you, and it started off in a good way. The idea slapped my mind that I should do a comic bit, to make a good impression and become known to them as a person who is amusing.”

Fair enough, you might think. A bit of humour can only help a tense situation, right? Wrong.

“When I saw that baked potatoes were served I got the idea that it would be very good if I pretended I did not know what potatoes was. That would be funny.”

“Well let me tell you: backfired on my face.”

“So first when the potato became on my plate, I acted very interesting. I showed an expression on my face so as to seem that I was confused, astounded but in a restrained way, curious, and interested. They did notice, and seemed confused, but did not remark. So I asked; ‘This looks very interesting. What is this?’

They stared at me and the mother said, ‘It’s a baked potato.’ And I was saying, ‘Oh, interesting, a baked….what is it again?’

And she was like ‘A potato.’

And I was like, ‘A ‘po-tayy-toe’, oh interesting. Never heard of a potato, looks pretty good.”

It was around this point he realised; “They didn’t see I was clowning, but thought I really did not know what is a potato.”

“So I knew I would be very shamed, humiliated, depressed, and disgusted if I admitted to making a bad joke, so what I did was to act as if it was not a joke but I committed to the act of pretending I didn’t know what a potato is.”

And so he went all in.

“They asked me, VERY incredulous, did I really not know what a potato is? That I never heard of a potato. I went with it and told them, yes, I did not ever even hear of a potato. Not only had I never eaten a potato I had never heard the word potato.”

It was this doubling down that was his undoing.

“This went on for a bit and my girlfriend was acting very confused and embarrassed by my ‘f*cked up antics,’ and then the more insistent I was about not knowing what a potato is was when them parents starting thinking I DID know what a potato was.”

“Well let me tell you I had to commit 100% at this point.”

“When I would not admit to knowing what a potato was, the father especially began to get annoyed. At one point he said something like, ‘Enough is enough. You’re screwing with us. Admit it.’ And I said ‘Sir, before today I never heard of a potato. I still don’t know what a potato is, other than some kind of food. I don’t know what to tell you.’

Well let me tell you he got very annoyed. I decided to take a bite of the potato, and when I did I made a high pitched noise and said, ‘Taste’s very strange!’

That is when the father started yelling at me, and the mother kept saying ‘What are you doing?’ and my girlfriend went to some other room.”

As you might expect, the situation did not improve.

“Finally the father said I should ‘Get the f*ck out of this house’ and I said it was irrational to treat me like this just because I never heard of a potato before.”

“Well let me tell you he didn’t take that kindly.”

Unfortunately for our antihero, since that day he has been, in text messages, “Telling my girlfriend I really don’t know what a potato is,” and now:

“The only way I can ever get out of this is for them to buy that I don’t know what a potato is.”

And his advice for anyone thinking of using a similar wise-crack?

“I wish I never started it but I can’t go back. I think she will break up with me anyway.”

RELATED: Secrets To Making A Great First Impression On Your Partner’s Parents




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